We Don't Compete With Shiksas feat. the Nice Jewish Girls

Defender88
Published on May 21, 2021
We Don't Compete With Shiksas feat. Nice Jewish Girls: Emineff, EZMac & Zoeylicious at CrazyKinkyPurim 2010.

Lyrics by Melanie Zoey Weinstein
Music by Noah

LYRICS:
We don't compete with shiksas
We don't even try
Cause you know you need your lady to fry your matzoh brie
Smear on the grape jelly
Keep it kosha too
That is just the thing shiksas weren't raised to do

We don't compete with shiksas
They are just fakin'
We know just the way to beat your turkey bacon
Kosher queens rule the home
We get off on serving too
We were slaves in Egypt
Why not be one for you?

Cause we're nice Jewish girls everybody knows
Wanna make you Jewish babies and dress them in Juicy clothes
Yeah, we're nice Jewish girls and we're here to scream
We don't compete with Shiksas
So stick with your own team

Yo, yo, yo, yo!
We don't compete with shiksas
We know that we are better
Shiksas never learned how to read a Hebrew letter (aleph bet!)
Jew are the only one we want spraying in our meadow
We will uprise in your pants like the Warsaw ghetto

Shiksas are for practice and for nothing more
Put a ring on a shiksa, and be scared of what's in store

GOD WILL SMITE YOU
GOD WILL SMITE YOU
GOD WILL SMITE YOU
BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND! (spit, spit, spit)

Cause we're nice Jewish girls everybody knows
We wanna lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes
Yeah, we're nice Jewish girls and we're here to scream
Don't want know Christy cream

Taye Sachs may be a deadly disease
But we drive you wild when we're on our knees
All year we take good care of you!
Why? Its the Yiddisha thing to do...

Ooooh, dip your apples in my honey
Fill my tzedakah box with your money
Yom Kippur your spirit's higher
I'm gonna light your menorah fire
You can taste our hamentashen
Watch us do the Passover washin'
Leave your shekels by the back door
I'm your Jewish princess and your sodomite whore!

Keep your summers damp
We'll send the kids away to camp
My knish needs some fillin'
So tie me up in your tifillin

Our brisket can't be beat, and did you have enough to eat?
Our brisket can't be beat, and did you have enough to eat?
Our brisket can't be beat, and did you have enough to eat?

Did you have enough to eat? (3x))

Have you eaten enough? (7x)

(HORA DANCE BREAK!!!!! HEY, HEY, HEY!)

Cause we're nice Jewish girls and we're here to please
Break out the nipple clamps and give the girls a squeeze
Yeah, we're nice Jewish girls and we're here to say
We don't compete with shiksas

SING, BITCH!

Cause we're nice Jewish girls, yeah its on the wall
We're the ones who know how to heat your matzoh balls
Yeah, we're nice Jewish girls and we're here to say
We don't compete with Shiksas
We don't compete with Shiksas
We don't compete with Shiksaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
HEY!

Thank you to every one involved! Composer Noah Aronson, poducers Sivan Hadari (Isramerica), KinkyJews.com, Mark Brystowski, singers Emily Freilicher and Erin MacDonald, dancers Ari Jacobson, Mike Miller, & Brian Smith, JOSHUA Z WEINSTEIN for this awesome video recording, and my parents...just because.

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