Behold the most logical and airtight creation plan ever devised! Watch as Jesus, in all His divine wisdom, maps out humanity’s destiny—complete with free will, original sin, and an absolutely foolproof (wink) redemption plan. Witness the heavenly Ah-ha! moment that started it all. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more satirical deep dives into the most sacredly confusing belief system ever!