Les Brigandes — Le Rat Jèze (la plaie de l’Église) [The Jesuit Rat (Plague of the Church)]

Sgt.Dyketekike
Published on Jul 25, 2024
Les Brigandes--who peaked in late 2015 and were then gradually canceled--were a group of French "traditional" (that is, simply actual) Catholics with an intact, healthy sense of self-preservation; they were thus not infected by the pathological altruism flowing from today’s pandemic of suicidally xenophilic white ethnomasochism. To their infinite credit, those of the diabolical establishment condemned them as “far-right”...thus proving Les Brigandes were simply sane.

The toxic liberal bias against them in the following entry redounds to their great merit: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Brigandes

Les Brigandes, as actual ("traditional") Catholics, were necessarily anti-globalist, anti-communist, anti-Freemason, etc. They've now gone off the grid, having renounced virtual reality in favor of good old-fashioned reality. See lesbrigandes.com for their announcement of renunciation.

They specialized in deeply ironic, and also deeply earnest, catchy pop tunes, kitschy choreography, and scathing lyrics that, to the great horror of today's fully propagandized Wokesters, even Marshall Petain would have approved. Their sharp critique of the Anglo-American-Zionist hegemony over the culture and politics of France and the West won them bitter enemies as they mocked the post-war myths of the "good guys" winning, rejected the anti-Catholic foundations of the French Republic, ridiculed the evil Jesuit buffoon Antipope Francis.... Yet they managed to keep their sense of humor intact, thus avoiding the taint of Puritanism that occasionally seeps into "traditional" (actual) Catholics today, especially in the US. They made a virtue of the fact that they had to hide their identities by donning stylish masks, giving their aesthetic a note of added poignancy which calls forth instincts of chivalry from their audience and supporters.

Their brilliant music and lyrics were written by Joël LaBruyère.

On the side of the Good Fathers, Ravaillac came out
For a crooked fart, he murdered Henry [the IV]
You guess I hope, so whose fault is it?
Whose ?

Disguised as the Holy Father, he entertains the gallery
While from behind he spreads the shit
He starts the war but is not compromised
Who is it?

Chorus:

Oh but it's the Jesuit rat that's hidden in the dark
It's still the Jesuit rat that's messing us up
It's always the Jesuit rat when things go wrong somewhere
It's him…

Always there to snoop, this rat is cheeky
It's been eating away at society for ages
All tricks are permitted in the name of the Company
From whom?

He makes his own law, assassinates kings
Poisons the popes or puts them in the trap
He brought back his strawberry, poor Benedict XVI
A day …

Chorus:

Oh but it's the Jesuit rat that's hidden in the dark
It's still the Jesuit rat that's messing us up
It's always the Jesuit rat when things go wrong somewhere
It's him…

It is said that the boat that sank under the ice
If it’s at the bottom of the waves, it's Ignatius' fault
It is not Catholic the tragic fate
Of the Titanic

While eating bananas the Fürher said to himself
Is it not clear Bormann wants to order me around
With all his treachery they're going to abandon me
Who is it?

Chorus:

Oh but it's the Jesuit rat that's hidden in the dark
It's still the Jesuit rat that's messing us up
It's always the Jesuit rat when things go wrong somewhere
It's him…

It is said that in China, that scoundrel Teilhard
Hatched a scheme, a serious hoax
The divine kinship of the angel and the tadpole…
Weird…

For all his infamies was driven out of Japan
With the US Army he came back for good
And on Nagasaki unleashed its poison...
Oh no !

Chorus:

Oh but it's the Jesuit rat that's hidden in the dark
It's still the Jesuit rat that's messing us up
It's always the Jesuit rat when things go wrong somewhere
It's him…

He plots in Geneva, casts spells
Disguised as a lama from the top of the Himalayas
The return of Jesus, it’s really him of course...
The rat

If you don't believe the rat does all that
It's that since school he's been holding you by the collar
If he moderates Youtube, well, he's screwing you...
The rat

Chorus:

Oh but it's the Jesuit rat that's hidden in the dark
It's still the Jesuit rat that's messing us up
It's always the Jesuit rat when things go wrong somewhere
It's him…

The armies of Satan did not do so much evil
In all capitals and in the World Order
Behind a president there is always this stinking...
Jackal

You are called a nitwit because of the great conspiracy
Grand Orient, Sanhedrin is only routine
So the great artist who hides behind the scenes
And we’re off!

Chorus:

Oh but it's the Jesuit rat that's hidden in the dark
It's still the Jesuit rat that's messing us up
It's always the Jesuit rat when things go wrong somewhere
It's him…