VfB Exposes The Hampden Pooper 💩

Sama_El
Published on Sep 29, 2020
Very simple - Hampden, MA, is NOT Brooklyn, NY...and I prove it with a phone call
I propose a very simple plot for a sequel to Watchmen
THE NEW LIE: "California has not even mailed out ballots yet, and will not mail them until after October 5th so the photos of ballots in the dumpster have to be fake."
ANSWER: California started mailing out ballots on September 5th, and the deadline for ALL ballots to be mailed is October 5th. They can't be mailed out after October 5th.
BOOOOOM! INSIDER CONTACTS HAVE REVEALED TO THIS WEB SITE HOW THE ELECTION WILL BE STOLEN.
The process involves:
1. Mail in ballots.
2. Mail sort machines.
3. Address databases
4. Voter records.
Here it is, in a nutshell. Mail sort machines are plugged into the voter records database. When they see a ballot from someone who is not Democrat, the mail sort machine pitches the ballot into a dumpster (like the one you see below on this page). THEN, A RECORD IS MADE BY THE MACHINE ON THE SPOT THAT THE PERSON THE BALLOT BELONGS TO VOTED. SINCE THE BALLOT IS NOW IN THE TRASH, A NEW FAKE BALLOT CAN NOW BE DRAWN UP AND PUT IN IT'S PLACE AND THE MAIL SORT MACHINE ITSELF PROVIDES THE INFORMATION NEEDED TO GO ON THE BALLOT SO THERE ARE NO SCREW UPS. When the voter goes to the polls to see if his mail in vote made it, the answer is YES. And this is precisely why the signatures don't have to match the actual voter this time, THIS TIME, THEY CANCELED THAT because they can't get that many ballots correctly faked and put in place of the actual voter this time if they have to worry about signatures matching.
THEY ARE THEN FALSELY CLAIMING THAT SIGNATURES ARE BEING USED TO CONFIRM THE VALIDITY OF THE VOTES. THAT IS A LIE, THEY ARE NOT BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TO MATCH THE SIGNATURE ON FILE AFTER A NEW RULE WAS PASSED, THEY JUST HAVE TO BE THERE, WRITTEN BY ANYONE.

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