WATCH ? WITHIN THE NEXT 48 HRS ✅ NOT A CONSPIRACY ANYMORE

Sama_El
Published on Jul 21, 2023
Allow VfB to rant, as he is one of the only men I know to escape an impromptu GDL hazing, and came through the other end shining brighter!

Yew ask them boys yerself

Let me just go off heah, as we have fucking WON!

VfB has an IQ of 138

Yew can doubt that all you wish, but the merest receipts are this channel

Not giving away any secrets here, besides the IQ rating; it in and of itself, means little to me. I have a number of personal accolades that I could swing around me...but if I did that, would you worship the creator...or my creations?

Most of you dopey bastards are 'playing at church', and VfB's gunna take a siesta - he's fucking pooped from actually solving the (((jq))) - something our so-called highest minds failed to glean [will get to EMJ tonight - still love ya, bruddah, but ya better star squeezing that pair you got down there, just so you know that they empirically exist; not a figment of the mind, right?]

How exactly did VfB solve the formerly-eternal 'jewish question'?

Well, the first thing to import, and the most important thing, is that WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER

But hey - I'm supposed to be choppin' wood, guy!

Help me out, Hendry!

Ayo! Hol' up, fam! Yer supa-agent uncle?murry's heah!

Wew - bruh - I'm fucking kaputski, meng...and I still habs to set up fer a possible headshot on the demon tranny shiva

Ey - why'd ya hire me, guy? uncle?murry offahz tda poifekt client soivice - I take on yore personality, and I deal with issues as if I were yew

W o h

How the fuck do you do that? That sounds fucking New Agey an' sheeeeeeeeeeeeee--

Ba fongu!

Um...'ba fongu'?

Isn't that Italian or sum such?

Yore a yid, guy

It's not like lawyers don't wurk fer the fucking lizard man queen, and now for the bitch cuck Chuck

Hey, goy - lay orf wid da conspiracy shite

How da fuck do ya git laid, ya weird ass faggit?

Um...8 years of celibacy

'Celibacy?!?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I've been practicing muh Max Cady laugh - it's fucking perfect!!!

Hey, brah - when didya start sneaking BBCs in between meals, ya cocksmokah?!?

You talkin' to me, murry?

w u t

You fucking heard me, PAL

oof

er...ahhh...ah mebbe habs perhaps...eh...ub

murry - FUGEDABOUDIT!

I just wanted to show everyone

Nuffin gets past this guy

He's like a bulldog mixed with a pitty, mixed with yore fav dawg

anyhoo, I'm fucking off to a coma -take eet away, bruddah!

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psssst.

Hey, goyimzes

Is dat gigantic fucking ape passed oot yet?

Dat muddafukkah nevah lets me git one ovah him

He is such a fukkin' PITA - but, he does tip 20%

That's unheard of from..well, ya knows...dems peepo

Huh

Y'know, one time, after this maniac convinced me into sum...esoteric practices, well, one night, I ovahfilled the ol' dickhole, an' I passed out

In dis fukkin' guys' house

Mama Lucien!

Dis guy walks around, yellin' "ASS RAPE!" at da drop of a hat...and ya think I wanna stay at dis guys' house?

I mean, he ain't gay - I banged chiks right next to dis guy - we had da cute idear to switch 'em up...oop

Wu ah mean iz, goyimzes, even tho I knew he wuz no faggit - dis guy must sleepwalk and sheeeit, considering da depth of knowledge dis guy's got

I hoid dat he wuz supposed ta be ass gaped by sum yod produsah - da show wuz Wonderama

Dis, iz wut he told me:

He sed his ma wudn't ler him go, because she din't like how he wuz dressed

He told me, "um, I'm going on a show, to dance...why would it matter how I'm dressed?"

Yew ain't goin'!

huh

Well, goys - he told me he watched dat episode, an' sawr some of his frens dancin'

He sed sumfin weird, goyimzes - he sed, "dey din't luk happy"

w e w

mebbe moar later, GDL