Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House

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Published on Apr 21, 2021
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Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as "profoundly disturbed," a new study released by Cornell University's psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes.

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