Indian Bob - Tech Support (Scamming Your Bitch) (Official Audio)
Rindfleisch
Published on May 27, 2021
It's finally here! Tech Support is a song about-... Well, do I even need to explain? :P
I had lots of fun working on this. Also, a massive shout to my friend Nick for originally purchasing this beat and letting me use it!
Lyrics:
(Intro)
Okay settle down, settle down
All of you banchods saying I work for tech support
You’re in for it now mother bitch
Turn up you’re fucking volume
And listen up
I’ll show you who works for bloody tech support
(Chorus)
With a headset on on the pc talking to you that’s
Tech support
Activate windows sir I can see the watermark and that’s
Tech support
If you need help with your laptop it is not a scam it is
Tech support
Please fix your proxy settings sir I’m calling from
Tech support
I’m scamming your bitch
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Sharing your bank info
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
(Verse 1)
Hello sir! I’m John Kebabe, calling from Microsoft today
I hope you’re doing good but basically I just wanted to say
I heard that you got a virus and I was like “oh that is a shameâ€
Don’t call the official number their waiting queue will drive you insane
It’s 499.99 for the total windows 10 no refund
If you want to share your screen I can help you do it now and be stunned
Yes sir I’m calling from the USA please don’t despair
Why have you always got to hang up when I’m sitting there
(Chorus)
With a headset on on the pc talking to you that’s
Tech support
Activate windows sir I can see the watermark and that’s
Tech support
If you need help with your laptop it is not a scam it is
Tech support
Please fix your proxy settings sir I’m calling from
Tech support
I’m scamming your bitch
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Sharing your bank info
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
(Verse 2)
Everybody wanna try me
Find me
If you can’t
Don’t be slant
You bomboclat
If you want
I’ll fuck your aunt
Plant a plant
Yeah rant
Little cunt
Working in the call centre
I am the virus inventor
Your laptop is where i enter
I am the curry presenter
Turn up the mic can you hear me
Broadcasting live from New Delhi
Got scams thiccer than jelly
New Delhi grandads are smelly
Do you want a SIM card to show
You can have it pay as you go
I’ll give you the AirPod pro
But I can’t afford AirPods so
(Chorus)
With a headset on on the pc talking to you that’s
Tech support
Activate windows sir I can see the watermark and that’s
Tech support
If you need help with your laptop it is not a scam it is
Tech support
Please fix your proxy settings sir I’m calling from
Tech support
With a headset on on the pc talking to you that’s
Tech support
Activate windows sir I can see the watermark and that’s
Tech support
If you need help with your laptop it is not a scam it is
Tech support
Please fix your proxy settings sir I’m calling from
Tech support
I’m scamming your bitch
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Sharing your bank info
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
Lemme hear you say tech support
SONG CREDITS:
Connor Darktail - Vocals, Lyrics, Production
Monica Chumber - Vocals, Lyrics
GrillaBeats - Original Instrumental
Nick Coaton - Production
More to come soon... :)